Sunday, March 4, 2012

Gracie: Breakups

Breakups, sometimes you CAUSE it, and sometimes you're the victim.
Now here are a few tips for if you want to break up, but make sure that you don't  have any hard feelings:

1. YOU NEED TO THINK
You need to really think of all of the reasons of why you don't love that person anymore.
a. ONCE YOU THINK, EXPLAIN
Explain to your lover that you don't think that you should date anymore. Give them some good, strong reasons. Ex. arguments, rudeness, not spending enough time together etc.

2. FLOAT AWAY
Another thing that you could do is "float away" as in start to talk less together and spend less time together... then again, that COULD be a reason for you all to break up.

3. DON'T ASK TO BE FRIENDS
Don't ask to be friends when you break up, because then you wouldn't be able to be....... just "float away" once you break up.

4. DON'T DATE STRAIGHT AFTERWARDS
Make sure that you don't date another person RIGHT AFTER you break up..... seem to be sad, to regret it. Though it sounds silly, you may get that person back as a friend if you do that.


Now here are a few tips to those who are dumped:

1. DON'T THINK
Don't think about that person. Don't think how bad they were, don't think about how good they were.

2. NO ASKING OUT AGAIN
Don't ask them out again or say yes to them for a long time. A month, a year. If you DO say yes, then they will think that you are going to follow them forever.

3.  NO ICE CREAM
Don't eat a tub of ice cream like in the movies, in fact, go ahead and STAY AWAY from ice cream isles and stores....... When you do, it's like waving a white flag to your LONG TIME enemy.... AND shoving your face into a gallon of ice cream.

Now this is my FAVORITE part: REVENGE....
So, you want to get revenge on the person that you were dating...... Go ahead. Now the way I see it (and I may see it wrong, I DO need glasses :P) is that it matter what person you are.... Say you are very nice and kind, don't get revenge, that could ruin your rep. If you are outgoing and playful, heck yeah!! It matters what you think you should do, though..... THAT is what matters... When you THINK TOO HARD you can over-think it, causing you to do what's wrong. The way to do it is to DO WHAT YOU THINK you should do, Ok??
Don't get revenge when you think that you shouldn't, and don't NOT get revenge when you think you SHOULD..

My OTHER fav. part: HOW to get revenge
Don't date their best friend, just to get them to regret you being THEIR'S
Don't be super nice to your NEW boyfriend, just to make them regret...
DO be icy......
:P

1 comment:

  1. That is obviously some sort of commentary. Guess who anymous is. Your not even old enough for that

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